Sponge Encyclopedia of Programming Jokes


I actually press ctrl+s in intellij too, it's a habit now and I can't get rid of it.


Which is a good habit cuz for some time I have been using atom as my ide... Yes atom cuz I prefer it for rust... And until 2 weeks ago I didn't have autos Ave... Needless to say a lot lost work... Intellij makes makes too lazy


or you could use IntelliJ as your rust IDE


TCP jokes are way too long and verbose. I'd tell you a UDP joke instead (they're shorter), except there's one problem: you might not get it.



How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.


How many 1.8 users does it take to change a lightbulb? 100, 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to complain that the old one was better.






When a player on your server complains because one of your moderators just warned someone instead of banning him

When you worked the whole night to get a nasty bug fixed but people still complain it took soooo long

When someone asks a coding questions and people reply “that’s client side”, “don’t think that works”, “there’s no API for that” but you post a workaround that works

When someone replies wrongly to a legit question at programming forums

When someone you are paid to work with advises you to “IDK just make it static”

When you are new to the internet so you flirt with someone who has a female avatar

When a user claims he’d do stuff on your server waaaay better than you but you know he doesn’t know shit

When you fixed the server and make a forum post to say it’s back online but you only get 2 likes